Thursday 30 July 2009

The tale of Cack

This is the story of Cacktus Green
Cacktus Green was very mean
Cacktus Green was a violent cunt
Cacktus Green loved the hunt
Cacktus Green knew a man named Paul
Cacktus Green would give him a call
Cacktus Green once wore a hat
And he beat a cat to death with a cricket bat
Cacktus Green saw the doctor
Cacktus Green sat in the doctors chair
He loved the doctor fore she had nice hair
The doctor asked Cacktus 'why he hurt'?
He told her it was because it was an angry pervert
This is the story of Cacktus Green
A man who, thru age became mean
A man who had no core
A man who's soul was sour
This is the end of Cacktus Green
You'll never believe what he's seen.

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